Sunday, May 20, 2007

How Chinese Are You??

I got this off Chow Mei's blog

Yosh!!
Let's do this!! >=(



How Chinese Are You?

Dialect(s) you speak or understand..
[x] hakka (Not fluently.. sadly)
[ ] hokkien
[ ] cantonese
[x] mandarin
[ ] other chinese languages
total - 2

Food(s) you fancy..
[ ] wanton mee
[x] tangyuan
[ ] chicken rice
[x] char koay teow
[ ] porridge/broth
total - 2 (I'm vegetarian =P)

festivals you celebrate..
[x] chinese new yr
[ ] wesak day
[ ] hungry ghost festival
[ ] chingming
[x] chap goh meh
total - 2 (Isn't Hungry Ghost festival 'Chingming'??)

habits..
[ ] use slangs while speakin english
[ ] prefers chopsticks
[ ] speaks chinese most of the time
[x] prefer chinese tea over english tea
[ ] reads chinese news and mags
total - 1

movies watched..
[ ] happy birthday
[ ]the eye part i, ii & iii
[ ] super fans
[ ] kungfu mahjong part i & ii
[ ] the banquet
total - 0 (HAHAHAAAAAA!!)

others..
[x] prefers soy sauce over ketchup
[x] been to a buddhist temple
[ ] able to sing chinese songs
[ ] attended concert of a chinese star
[x] remembers your chinese zodiac
total - 3 (ketchup is full of sugars!!)

believes in...
[x] believes in chinese gods
[x] believes in karma
[x] believes in ghosts
[x] believes in the reborn cycle
[x] believes in buddha
total - 5 (WHoaaaa..)

family..
[x] both parents speaks chinese
[ ] both parents from chinese sch
[ ] siblings studied in a chinese sch
[x] have a chinese picture in the hse -- (???)
[ ] been to china with family
total - 2

features..
[x] have black hair
[x] have chinese color skin
[x] have small eyes
[x] have small sized feet (size 5&below)
[ ] wears dark lipstick colours
total - 4

home..
[ ] has a pet dog [ ] has a pet fish
[ ] has a pet cat
[x] has a fengshui item
[x] has a statue of a chinese god
total - 2 (Er.. what's the link between dogs, cats, fish and chinese-ness?)



TOTAL : 23

TAKE THE TOTAL AND MULTIPLY BY 2
TO GET THE GRAND TOTAL

so if my calculator works..
GRAND TOTAL: 46


below 19 - a bit chinese
20 - 50 - half chinese
51 - 80 - just chinese
81 - 100 - pure chinese



Eh? So according to this test, I'm half chinese.
But seriously.. what's the link between owning dogs and being Chinese?
Or am I not Chinese enough to understand it? ( ̄へ ̄)


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PS: Apparently Chingming and 'Hungry Ghost Festival' are two different things.
My dad would shake his head like there's no tomorrow if he finds out.

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