Sunday, January 25, 2009

Funniest Chain Letter

I absolutely detest chain letter e-mails.


"Don't think this is a joke. If you do not send this to everyone on your list, you will never be loved and die in loneliness."

"You MUST forward this e-mail to 50 people or the dead little girl will come and get you tonight at midnight."

"I'm not joking, okay? If you delete this, at 9pm, you will lose control and kill yourself."


Wow, it's almost 9pm, I feel like slitting my wrists already.


When I receive one, I roll my eyes and DELETE them.
I must have died 39852 times by now. Shame.

Anyway, I got another chain letter e-mail with the subject heading "mickey mouse -> murderer‏"

Riiiiiiiight.

So. Everything was written in yellow AND highlighted. Moreover, the font size was huge.
Like so.

THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED

What a joy to read -.-

You're lucky that I'm really nice and downsized the font and changed the colour :)
Can't do anything about the highlight, so just read on.


THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at
12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly
get out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if you
do not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your
eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom
cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when
they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake
and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to
hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been
seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it.
And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the
morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain
felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was
lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V
misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off
several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and
there he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a
knife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'
Mickey Mouse... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE
NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO
JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE
TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - Your going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - Your going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your
life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you
will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse

** DO NOT FORWARD COPY AND PASTE. RENAME THE SUBJECT.



Love the grammar; "Your" and "You're".
Love the convincing cases that apparently occurred.

Why on earth would anyone do that to such a lovable iconic cartoon character?
He's done no harm! He wears pants unlike Donald Duck.

Maybe pictures of ghosts are no longer effective in convincing people to pass on chain e-mails.

1 comment:

Joshua said...

i do agree tat such 'letters' are silly...

and i still wonder why there are pple circulating them around...

shdn we grow out of such foolishness? hmmm...

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